How to tell if you’ve been in the jewelry business too long:
1) You think of months in birthstones, always: “September 15th, huh? Sapphire… oh, you meant for dental appointment.”
2) You automatically assess other peoples’ jewelry- everywhere you may go: “I’ll have the chicken sandwich with mustard, please. Oh, and you have a missing diamond on your anniversary band. Yup, right down there on the side.”
3) You automatically evaluate other peoples’ jewelry, without meaning to: “Hmm, driving a Lexus but wearing CZs, huh? Mortgage payments mus ...


